You know when you're a 'Karaoke Diva' when...

• You hate the day after karaoke because it's the longest time until the next one
• You practice the songs you're going to sing before the night
• You buy Karaoke DVDs so you can practice even more
• You won't sing duets because it means missing out on a solo performance
• You secretly HATE the people who can sing really well
• You have nightmares about not getting your songs in on time and being unable to sing
• You have a sore throat and 'rest' your voice so you can still sing next time

I have been told that I am a VERY sad person... but that's me, I'm a dag, but proud of it!